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[ you were probably doing something fun and exciting, but that doesn't matter, because now you're in some weird forest
like, wow, no matter what direction you go in, you always end up in the same clearing? and there's fog and weird sparkles everywhere. and giggling. like there's a million tiny annoying children darting through the canopy (that's because there is).
you're pretty sure they're laughing at you, even. there are definitely some very you-specific insults. eventually though, some lady with WOLFPARTS and HELLA SHARP NAILS and SLIT PUPILS and SCALED CHEEKS steps out of the fog, tilting her head at you. ]
Now, now, what do we have here?
like, wow, no matter what direction you go in, you always end up in the same clearing? and there's fog and weird sparkles everywhere. and giggling. like there's a million tiny annoying children darting through the canopy (that's because there is).
you're pretty sure they're laughing at you, even. there are definitely some very you-specific insults. eventually though, some lady with WOLFPARTS and HELLA SHARP NAILS and SLIT PUPILS and SCALED CHEEKS steps out of the fog, tilting her head at you. ]
Now, now, what do we have here?
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You ate out of the garbage.
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[LICK SLURP MMM FAT TRIMMINGS]
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walking over, and...petting his dumb floofy hair. god you're hot. god is it wrong to think you're hot when you're so fucking stupid
I think my brother is hot so I don't think I can sink any lower ]
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This isn't even 'haha ye pets' HE IS AGGRESSIVELY MOVING HIS HEAD UP TO THAT HAND PET MY FLUFF SCRITCH MY EARS I WILL RUB MY HEAD ON YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH AFFECTION.]
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Maybe I can teach you to have a bit more respect for yourself...
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[I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.]
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[He wants warms and food, okay.]
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Pets get all sorts of nice things.
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LIKE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR A DOG TO HOPE FOR?]
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[ absolutely still petting him though
owning another person sounds awful and terrible but petting is fun ]
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[Except he's totally gonna hop into a leash and collar if someone offers him a steak or something.
He does not love himself.
Or not as much as steak.]
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So what's your name?
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I think.
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